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Saturday, March 01, 2025

Sean Mallon


Florida Alligator
OPINION  |  LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

UF suffers zombie-hater infection

There is a vast hoard arising at UF. It is recognizable by the hoard’s pasty, livid complexions. You can spot them a mile off by their awkward, stumbling, limp gaits. However, the best way to spot one of these bastion’s life-sucking buggers is to get up close and personal, so you can see the dead, hopeless gaze in their eyes.

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