17 rules to follow if you want to excel at the “Percy position”
Aug. 23, 2010Here’s what it takes:
Here’s what it takes:
Things have changed since you left for the summer.
Whether it was the time I spent in New York, summer’s natural lack of intellectual stimulation, or my inherent love for mindless reality shows, I now find myself relating all aspects of life to the MTV hit show “Jersey Shore.”
Tyler: To start from the top, obviously Urban Meyer is Don Draper.
Welcome to Florida. Take out your notebook, grab a pen and get ready to take your first class because I’m about to drop some knowledge on the incoming freshmen.
The best response to being asked how you will replace a two-time-national-champion, Heisman-trophy-winning quarterback whose likeness is being constructed into a statue in the very location you are asked to replace him:
Let’s pretend your high school refused to release your grades to universities across the country.
Welcome to Year 1, A.T.
The Gators open up their preseason training camp today, and that can only mean one thing around these parts: UF fans already have their eyes on a trip to Glendale, Ariz., in January.
The Southeastern Conference just got tougher and deeper.
This next statement defies all logic.
I’m about to pen a sentence previously unthinkable for a UF student who grew up in South Florida supporting the Dolphins.
The monster that is college sports is beginning to rear its ugly head, which for a long time has been hiding behind a veil of amateurism.
Dear Gainesville, all of Alachua County and Independent Florida Alligator supporters, wherever you may be today;
It’s been fairly well-documented, to say the least, that NBA free agency started July 1, with many big names on the move – most notably, LeBron James and Chris Bosh to Miami with Dwyane Wade.
We only have ourselves to blame for this.
We here at the alligatorSports desk all know how much all of you, our loyal readers, love your college football.
July 1 was supposed to mark the beginning of arguably the most anticipated summer the NBA had ever seen.
It is a sad day when you lose something that has been woven into a city’s identity.
You hear that noise? It’s the sound of the dead period for Gators sports. The period between the end of summer sports and the start of fall ones.