New ticket system not that bad
By Ed Kallal | Oct. 15, 2008The new online ticket system is infinitely better than the old phone system.
The new online ticket system is infinitely better than the old phone system.
During last week's Student Government elections, student voters overwhelmingly rejected the referendum to install hand scanners at Southwest Recreation Center. OK, they did more than reject the referendum. An 84 percent supermajority verbally scolded the hand scanners in front of their parents and bitchslapped the taste out of the scanners' mouths, all while peeing on the scanners' rug.
Erik Nyberg, SFC student
Ryan King, 4HH
Celebrities in advertising are as common as Gainesville pool parties during the summer.
Daniel Milian, 4EG
Buck McMullen, Vietnam Veteran Against McCain/For Barack Obama
Robert Bradfield, 4JM
Ann Brosius Gainesville resident, SG election poll worker
It looks like we're finally going to get our chance to figure out what we're going to be doing with the rest of our lives. Courtesy of Student Government and the Career Resource Center, we will be treated to the first ever UF Majors Fair.
By a show of hands: Did anyone consume on Saturday before the LSU game? You know what we mean (Sorry Big Machen).
For those of you who haven't read it already, pick up a copy of George Orwell's "1984." It holds some remarkable insight into the workings of the mind of man when it comes to political and even religious allegiance. The two most important terms in there are "doublespeak" and "doublethink."
For all its scenic beauty, the Golden Gate Bridge still needs a makeover - and a grim one, at that.
The Editorial Board has seen its share of divorces. No, not personally, but we've lived through our parents' separations or seen dozens of our friends trudge through it.
The sky is falling, and I really don't know where to turn.
Nearly 10 years ago, the Alligator printed a guest column of mine about Student Government teaching me all I needed to know in life. It was my attempt to author a scathing indictment of the corruption and shortsighted nepotism of SG back in my days at UF.
For starters, we'd like to give UF's Human Decency Now organization a thank-you-for-rationally-addressing-a-potentially-volatile-situation LAUREL.
I've been hearing it for quite some time now.
I am extremely disappointed in the quality of the Alligator this year.