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17 rules to follow if you want to excel at the “Percy position”
Aug. 23, 2010Here’s what it takes:
Opinion
Sour Semantics
By The Alligator Editorial Board | Aug. 23, 2010After an American soldier was killed in Iraq on Sunday following the U.S. miltary's removal of combat units from the country, we, and certainly the rest of the country, are left with a sour taste in our mouths and a yearning for what "removal of combat troops" really means - if anything.
Opinion
Stop abusing Facebook statuses
By C.J. Pruner | Aug. 23, 2010Picture in your mind the most wonderful, pristine girl in the world. She cooks, rips your friends when they’re being complete tools, and is down for making any place her personal bedroom. For about 75 percent of you, the image of Vince’s porn-star girlfriend from Entourage pops up. Go with it. For girls, just picture Don Draper covered in flowers and Nicholas Sparks novels.
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alligatorSports brings change readers can be interested in
By ANTHONY CHIANG | Aug. 22, 2010Things have changed since you left for the summer.
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Like ‘Jersey Shore,’ Florida football has its own cast of characters
Aug. 22, 2010Whether it was the time I spent in New York, summer’s natural lack of intellectual stimulation, or my inherent love for mindless reality shows, I now find myself relating all aspects of life to the MTV hit show “Jersey Shore.”
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If NCAA coaches were characters from ‘Mad Men,’ who would they be?
Aug. 22, 2010Tyler: To start from the top, obviously Urban Meyer is Don Draper.
Opinion
Freshman: Try new things, be individual
By ANDREW PANTAZI | Aug. 22, 2010I’ve got some advice for freshmen.
Opinion
Take advantage of time in Gainesville
By Bryan Griffin | Aug. 20, 2010Welcome to UF. You are now a student at the flagship academic institution of the state of Florida. With a University of Florida degree, you have endless career opportunities and a promising shot at some of the nation’s top graduate programs.
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Freshman Fun: Some friendly advice from the Alligator
By The Alligator Editorial Board | Aug. 20, 2010UF is a big place, and as your unofficial welcoming committee, we’re going to pass along a few tips to help you incoming freshman get accommodated a little quicker than we did.
Opinion
Find your passions while at UF
By Joe Glover | Aug. 20, 2010To: The UF Freshmen and Transfer Students
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UF president: ‘You are exceptional in a number of ways’
By Bernie Machen | Aug. 20, 2010Welcome to the University of Florida and The Gator Nation!
Sports
Things to know before heading to your first Gators football game
Aug. 15, 2010Welcome to Florida. Take out your notebook, grab a pen and get ready to take your first class because I’m about to drop some knowledge on the incoming freshmen.
Sports
A speech Brantley should make, even if we don’t want to hear it
Aug. 15, 2010The best response to being asked how you will replace a two-time-national-champion, Heisman-trophy-winning quarterback whose likeness is being constructed into a statue in the very location you are asked to replace him:
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NCAA teams should not ban NFL representatives from practice
By ANTHONY CHIANG | Aug. 15, 2010Let’s pretend your high school refused to release your grades to universities across the country.
Sports
New era of Gators football will be uncertain but fun to watch
Aug. 15, 2010Welcome to Year 1, A.T.
Opinion
Limiting freedoms is justifiable at times
By Chinedu O. Ikpechukwu | Aug. 4, 2010Freedom is an addictive thing, isn’t it? Each time we get a little bit more freedom to do anything, regardless of the positive or negative impacts, we cling to it like a mother clinging to her newly born baby. It is our baby. It is our everything. But why is this so? Why do we find it so difficult to let go of any kind of freedom? I would put my hard-earned Monopoly money on the reason being a human tendency, to grasp onto anything that enables us to express ourselves. Since expression can be quasi-defined as life, the opportunity to live to one’s fullest potential, which I believe is infinite, can be equated as freedom.
Sports
Gators fans should leave lofty expectations at the door
By TOM GREEN | Aug. 4, 2010The Gators open up their preseason training camp today, and that can only mean one thing around these parts: UF fans already have their eyes on a trip to Glendale, Ariz., in January.
Opinion
So long, summer
By The Alligator Editorial Board | Aug. 4, 2010This long, hot and boring summer is finally coming to a close, and after all the dreadfully boring news that came out in the past few months, we think it should have come a lot sooner.
Opinion
Competition should extend to other services as well
By Jonathan Ossip | Aug. 4, 2010In Tuesday’s Alligator, the Editorial Board took a strong stance in favor of adding more Gainesville utility providers, finally bringing the free market to our power and water and working to stop the city-controlled socialists at GRU. Frankly, I couldn’t agree more.
