I’ve blown plenty of time on low-grade entertainment, and I’m ready to tack another three-and-a-half hours onto my lifelong tally this Saturday.
Although I’ve never been married or had any biological children (that I know of), I find myself in the precarious situation of “staying together for the kids.”
Where do I even begin, Bryan?
This is the time of the year when pool parties become priorities and Club West slowly starts to return to its normal quiet madness.
As a UF student, you might take it for granted that you can visit your loved ones whenever you like. It takes but a single call to arrange a visit, a simple drive or, at most, a flight or two. Even if you are an international student, you can plan in advance to visit your family back home during summer or semester breaks.
You can't say the man doesn't have goals.
Sometimes it's funny to remember that states like South Dakota still exist when they're brought into the news.
Allow me to begin by lobbing a grenade into the mine field.
Big Brother is watching you.
As Tennessee officials wait to declare Tuesday’s fire at a future Islamic center a case of arson, the nation, and particularly our very own Gainesville, face a bigger dilemma.
Palm Beach County isn’t exactly known for its good voting record.
Don’t try to act like you understand the spread offense.
How excited are you for Saturday? I mean, really, how excited?
Bring out the rosaries and communion juice, ladies (and gents), Tebow's back on top.
Time sure does fly when you're battered by hurricanes, fleeing your home to live in a sports arena, relying on FEMA for pretty much everything and worrying about, well, surviving.
A guy walks into a bar. He gets a drink, stands up and says, "All politicians are crooks." A man in the corner replies, "Hey, I resent that." First guy asks, "Why, are you a politician?" Man in the corner says, "No, I'm a crook."
The Dove World Outreach Center's hateful plan to burn Qurans on Sept. 11 prompts a lot of responses from people.
TYLER: Which team has a better chance to reach the BCS National Championship Game, No. 1 Alabama or No. 3 Boise State?
There are only a few, very rare events in this world that bring the Editorial Board so much joy at once.
Solutions by The State News
