Just when everyone thought things couldn’t get any worse for the Democrats in Congress with the wreckage still being cleaned from precincts across the country and the Capitol nearly oozing blue blood down its steps, in walks little-known Rep. Heath Shuler to shake things up.
As if three losses and a baffling offensive scheme weren’t enough, the Gators football team managed to bump itself off the road to the Southeastern Conference championship Saturday, losing against the South Carolina Gamecocks 36 to 14.
Cigarettes are getting graphic.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, let’s get ready to fumble!
We here at the alligatorSports Brand Picks Column understand this season has been a little underwhelming.
I am neither an Auburn fan nor an Auburn enemy, but the hypocrisy of The Gator Nation regarding Cameron Newton is astounding. It takes The Gator Nation but a few days to try and crucify him before any facts come out.
As we all prepare to get blue in the face and just about everywhere else for the Saturday night southern showdown with Spurrier’s South Carolina, we can’t help but be thankful to the Thanksgiving gods for inching us closer to salvation every day.
Throughout campus the topic of block tuition has been present in various events and recent conversations. However, what has been lacking from these conversations is how block tuition will affect students after college.
If you’ve never experienced a feeding frenzy in the savannahs of Africa or in the shark-infested waters that surround the state of Florida, luckily our very own gem in north central Florida can provide you with a similar experience sans zebras.
The officers of UF Shakespeare in the Park would like to stress their disbeliefs at Tuesday’s article on the “lack” of Shakespeare in Gainesville.
Next week is a pivotal point in the lives of so many young people.
I congratulate Chad Kimes in his Tuesday letter for taking 15 or more credits and graduating in record pace, but my previous letter was meant to bring light to those who will suffer with this proposal.
I’m not that guy who usually gets incredibly upset about political correctness.
Of course, as a UF alumnus, I hate Auburn, and, of course, I hate Cameron Newton (in a strictly football sense of course).
If you thought Charlie was going to turn into some lame-duck, has-been governor, think again.
This season not gone the way you wanted?
We don’t blame him for getting the heck out of here on the first plane out east.
The Supreme Court has agreed to hear several cases that will further define the freedoms of speech that are protected by the First Amendment, but only one case prominently involves Arnold Schwarzenegger and the tenuous link between Mortal Kombat and parenting skills.
Our generation is one of change and progress. We revolutionized the Internet. We elected a black president. And we are legalizing same-sex marriage. Now, we are beginning to reshape another age-old custom of our society: the American diet. Our generation deserves more than just Happy Meals. We deserve healthy meals.
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