Sports
Column: To the Alligator, the sports department and the readers: thank you
By ALEX MAMINAKIS | Apr. 19, 2016I can’t believe that I’m writing this.
Opinion
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Goodbye Column: To my Alligator family and our ramshackle home
Apr. 19, 2016Goodbyes have never been my strong suit.
Opinion
Editorial: Myths Un-Mythed - reality versus imagination
Apr. 18, 2016We live in a world full of myths. Never mind the tales of a big, green, gamma-radiated “Avenger” who, for some reason, seems to break through every article of clothing except his shorts, or the tales of a “hell week” that drain all happiness and restfulness from students as they descend in a Walking Dead-like fashion upon their neighborhood libraries and Starbucks, indiscriminately feasting on raw study guides and fresh coffee.
Opinion
Column: Everything and nothing has changed - reuniting with old friends
Apr. 18, 2016There’s something about the end of the Spring semester that provokes a certain type of introspection. Daily rituals, people and locations take on a deeper meaning as you assess how far you’ve come and where the hell you actually plan on going. It’s a discomforting mixture of nostalgia for another year gone by and the hesitant acknowledgement that time will continue to move at this swift pace. Everything you encounter becomes a symbol of change as friends continue to graduate and you’re left with a completely different Gainesville than the one you first encountered so long ago. In reality, these thoughts are most likely a thinly veiled attempt at procrastination, but that doesn’t make them any less profound.
Opinion
Column: Comedy and jigsaw puzzles leave me in puzzles
Apr. 18, 2016So, it’s my final column of the semester. I’d say it was a pleasure writing for you all, but that’d be a lie. Y’all are kind of pretentious, to be honest. It makes me uncomfortable to be around you.
Opinion
Guest Column: The power of consumerism in animal welfare and social justice
Apr. 18, 2016Animal welfare is an issue often overlooked by a vast majority of people. When consuming animal products, individuals often don’t realize the suffering and pain that results from the industry. As a society, it is important for us to understand the origins of the products we consume and to place economic pressure on companies that exhibit blatant disregard for animal suffering. Together, we have the ability to effect positive change in the industry by manipulating supply and demand, a process that has proven to be tremendously effective thus far. The recent policy shifts of the Carnival Corporation and Royal Caribbean Cruises are just two examples of the power consumers have to sway the policies of large corporations.
Opinion
Column: Flex Philanthropy food drive - don’t stop there
Apr. 17, 2016Although Wednesday is the last day of classes, it doesn’t seem long ago we were beginning the Fall semester and kicking off the school year. It may be time for students to say goodbye to a lot, but at least there is one thing we can all look forward to leaving behind: on-campus dining.
Opinion
Column: It really is on us — consent and sexual assault
Apr. 17, 2016"Because sex without it isn’t sex.
Opinion
Editorial: Do not go gentle into that sleepless night - motivation for finals week
Apr. 17, 2016Dear readers, this beautiful Monday marks our collective descent into the abyss. Many of us students find ourselves waking up to the academic reality we’ve been trying to ignore since Spring Break. Papers, finals, deadlines: It all comes down to these next two weeks.
Opinion
Column: Rising on-campus conservatism - my new optimism
Apr. 17, 2016Picture this: You’re in one of your political science, history or philosophy classes. Things are going well until the professor asks a politically charged question to the class. You know you’re in the extreme ideological minority, because the professor and 98 percent of the class hold the same beliefs.
Opinion
Editorial: Through their eyes, we look forward
Apr. 14, 2016Normally, Fridays are reserved for Darts & Laurels. But today, the Alligator would like to dedicate this editorial to the survivors of sexual assault, the victim advocates, nurses and detectives who work to heal survivors.
Opinion
Column: Admitting foolishness is surprisingly adultlike
Apr. 14, 2016I’m starting to believe maturation means admitting how truly childish you are. If there’s any part of life in which maturation occurs the most, it has to be college.
Opinion
Guest Column: It all starts in UF SG - The rotting apples don't fall too far from the trees
Apr. 14, 2016Universities are the breeding grounds of tomorrow. Here, students, faculty and staff alike immerse themselves in a culture that obsesses about our well-being. Universities are consequently a microcosmic nation in themselves, filled with pockets of people and thickets of thinkers, that so directly emulate the world around them. Said plainly: Like apples falling from trees, students don’t fall far from their countries.
Sports
Column: Bruce Arians' comments on CTE in football were insensitive, inaccurate
By Ethan Bauer | Apr. 13, 2016Bruce Arians used to be one of my favorite NFL coaches.
Opinion
Column: ‘Religious liberty’ and the need for dialogue
Apr. 13, 2016These past few weeks have seen an almost unprecedented movement in state governments across the country attacking LGBTQ+ rights in one way or another. The failed Georgia and successfully passed North Carolina and Mississippi religious liberty bills have caused widespread debate and condemnation across the country. It isn’t new; the respective “bathroom” and “wedding cake” wars have been playing out in state and local governments for the past couple years and have been evermore present since the Supreme Court’s marriage equality decision last summer.
Opinion
Column: Florida versus Gov. Rick Scott - shouting back
Apr. 13, 2016"Floridians have been encouraged to believe that government could take care of us. But government always takes more than it gives back.” —Rick Scott, in his 2011 State of the State address.
Opinion
Editorial: The civil disobedience will not be televised
Apr. 13, 2016It’s a beautiful world and a wonderful life, but these are also times of great civil unrest. Tensions between civilians and police, institutionalized racism and movements like “Occupy Wall Street” and “Fight for $15” are sobering reminders of such unrest. In light of all this strife, you’d think when a noteworthy example of nonviolent civil disobedience arises, there’d be relentless cable news coverage of it, right? Right?
Sports
Column: New generation of athletes bring fresh air to stale sport
By Luis Torres | Apr. 12, 2016Bryce Harper, one of baseball’s great young stars, recently wore a hat that said "Make Baseball Fun Again," playing off Donald Trump’s campaign slogan of "Make America Great Again."
Opinion
Editorial: The quest to find a qualified president
Apr. 12, 2016Over the past few weeks, it appeared as though Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton were about ready to channel a Mortal Kombat-level deathmatch over each other’s qualifications. The fire may have subsided, but many voters, including us Alligator staffers, still wonder: Is either Sanders or Clinton truly qualified to be president? Better yet, what does it mean to be “qualified”?
Opinion
Column: My satire fell flat - anybody got a spare?
Apr. 12, 2016Satire’s funny, right? Well, it can be. Cool, let’s talk about that then. Satire provides commentary through irony — sarcasm, in most cases. And, as I’ve spouted at least twice, irony or “subversion of expectation” is the root of all comedy. Saying one thing and meaning another. Presenting one perception and juxtaposing it with the truth. How much more pretentiously can I describe it? There will always be bigger words in the dictionary; you may as well aim low in that regard.
