Drink Up
By Editorial Staff | Sep. 9, 2007In most people's minds, alcohol and tailgating go together like rum and Coke.
In most people's minds, alcohol and tailgating go together like rum and Coke.
We're mad. We have too much homework and too little sleep. Too few beers and too little money. Not enough clothing and not enough laundry money. We're pissed, and we're not afraid to say it. This week, the Department of Darts & Laurels might as well be a crotchety old man - you know, that bald 80-year-old covered in liver spots who yells at those damn kids to get off his lawn. So stay out of our way today as we vent our frustrations in this week's furious-and-fuming edition of…
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