Just when we thought the Tea Party movement could not get any more ridiculous, one company has started selling its own take on the Iraqi Most Wanted Playing Cards, except they feature politicians.
We thought plans for a fire assessment fee died years ago, but the Alachua County Commission is pulling out the Jaws of Life to try and make its recent version of this terrible idea a reality.
President Obama announced Elena Kagan as his nominee to replace Justice John Paul Stevens on the U.S. Supreme Court on Monday morning, calling her a “trailblazer,” among other things.
In spite of the many people who live and work on 13th Street, we could not be more ecstatic about the Gainesville City Commission’s vote to allow Walmart to abandon the old location and move forward with a supercenter on 34th Street and U.S. 441.
It’s finally here.
It always seems like such a weird twist of fate when a product designed with a certain type of person in mind is rejected by its own target audience.
Seventy-two square inches.
In today’s world of sports, one frisky hand seems to wash the other.
Whoever said boys don’t cry obviously didn’t talk to old Benny.
Well, this is it — the semester has come, and it’s almost gone.
We don’t like numbers at The Alligator. In fact, in one of our classes one of us was asked to multiply 300 and 10.
Whether you love him or he just creeps you out, Burger King’s masked mascot, The King, is in the news again.
We heart Huckabees.
When this time of year rolls around and finals are looming, we can at least smile for teacher evaluations.
Last month, we wrote an editorial trying to convince you all to vote in Gainesville’s city election for mayor and District 4 commissioner.
Some people think we’d do anything to take a jibe at the Palin family, but we have to wonder why they make it so easy.
Apparently adultery is more forgivable than it used to be.
The April 5 explosion that led to the death of 29 miners in West Virginia was horrific. It was traumatic. And even to Gators more than 600 miles away, it was heartbreaking.
Get excited, people – the end of the semester is on the horizon. But beware because there’s something else lurking on the surface of the calm waters. And that something has taken the form of an exams-project-and-paper iceberg that will take that optimistic steamboat of yours down if you’re not careful.
Going against the tradition of bringing in intellectual “heavy hitters” such as Meghan McCain, Andy Samberg and the ever-esteemed, generic “Real World” cast member, our beloved high council of white sepulchres at Accent were able to lure religion experts Dinesh D’Souza and Christopher Hitchens to campus Tuesday night.
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