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Two-ply or die: UF, raise your toilet paper standards

Earlier this week, a close friend confided in me what she wanted more than anything in her dream college. “My dream university,” she paused before telling me, lest she be embarrassed, “would have two-ply toilet paper in their restrooms.”


Florida Alligator
NEWS  |  CAMPUS UF ADMINISTRATION

Palin, Measles and Fuchs in this weeks Darts & Laurels

Is it just us, or was this the longest week of all time? It seemed to creep along at a bafflingly slow pace. Maybe it’s because the mid-semester workload finally set in; maybe it’s because we’re going through a dire coffee shortage. Whatever the cause, it’s finally over. To make it official, here’s this week’s.. 



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