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Wednesday, December 18, 2024

If you're stuck in Gainesville all summer then you definitely won't be splashing around at the beach like Danny and Sandy, but that doesn't mean you can't have your own sexy summer nights-or even days.

As you struggle to fight the blistering hot sun, you might think the right thing to do is cool off, but the truth? It's way more fun to heat things up.

Follow these suggestions of how to keep your summer sexy and you'll be saying, "That's hot" more often than Paris Hilton did in 2006.

First things first, living in Florida we can't expect anything other than warm, humid weather. So, summer is the perfect time to forfeit your battle with the AC because humidity only steams things up (not to mention it will lower the effects of global warming-hotter and 'greener' sex, all in one!).

The Sunshine State offers the perfect sex weather. Having sex in the cold is just not as good, not as sexy and obviously, not as hot.

Going at it isn't all that great when your nipples are hard and you've got goose bumps replacing your freshly shaven legs.

But I understand that you don't want to feel muggy and wet all day, which brings about suggestion number two. Taking a post-sex shower can cool things off right away while concurrently heating them back up.

Need a major cool down? There's no better time to crack open a couple beers, or mix up some pina coladas, both of which will undoubtedly get you back in the mood. You could even take a (skinny) dip in the pool.

And, so, this brings me to perhaps the most important facet of having a sexy summer: pool parties. College students stripped down to teeny bikinis or super cool swim trunks, bodies wet and glistening from both tanning oil and alcohol spilled from upside-down margaritas, how could this not be sexy?

These parties epitomize sexiness and offer an ideal way to meet someone to heat things up with. In order to score a sex partner, be sure not to drink too much. We all know how fun drunk sex can be, but sloppy sex is just the opposite. That being said, try to keep your bathing suit on at all times by the pool. If your suit slips off during a wild chicken fight, that's okay, but try to stray from the girls-or boys-gone wild image.

So, there you have it, summer sex tips to keep your stifling days as steamy as ever. If you savor the sweltering sun, your sexy stories will leave your friends begging you, "Tell me more, tell me more!"

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