The Queen Bee is free.
After serving one-fifth of her time behind bars and in a rehabilitation center following her alcohol and alleged cocaine woes, Lindsay Lohan is back.
We’re not about to start our own Burn Book or anything, but serving only 20 percent of her sentence seems a little lenient even for Hollywood’s lackadaisical law books.
After her release Tuesday evening, Lohan served only two weeks locked up and 22 days in a we-can-only-guess-totally-posh-UCLA-Medical-Center rehabilitation program.
But before anybody gets too peeved over an apparent slap on the wrist for our “Parent Trap”-turned-”Inferno” starlet, the jails were overcrowded and Lohan was acting, according to sources, in her very best DUI-convict behavior.
We can only imagine what Lohan’s manicurist-turned-calligraphist fashioned to warrant “good behavior.”
And while she was locked up worse than Akon, putting on her very best behavior, Lohan didn’t even have cell phone privileges and was treated “like a common criminal,” according to her mother, Dina.
Well, Dina, she is.
After being convicted for driving under the influence and kind-of-sort-of taking that whole ankle bracelet thing seriously, perhaps a smidgen of common criminal action would set our Mean Girl straight.
It’s time for Hollywood to wake up and realize no one, not even the very Lindsay Lohan, is above the law. Serving only 20 percent of a sentence is unacceptable.
We can only hope the jail let Lohan wear her pink shirt on Wednesdays.
