It looks like we're finally going to get our chance to figure out what we're going to be doing with the rest of our lives. Courtesy of Student Government and the Career Resource Center, we will be treated to the first ever UF Majors Fair.
Forget jobs and internships - we want to figure out what classes we'll be taking.
After three years taking elbows to the ribs on the Weimer Hall staircase - perhaps the narrowest in human history - we're finally going to get to choose our majors.
Sure, the Majors Fair is geared toward our pink-bellied freshmen and undeclared underclassmen, but we know there will be some fellow old folks wandering around the Reitz Union Colonnade with us.
You say we're juniors and seniors so we should have our crap straightened out? Pssssh.
Unlike you unimaginative bums who copped out after settling for your first major, we're going to completely negate all the work we've done for about one-seventh of our lives all in the name of curiosity.
Actually, now that we think about it, that would probably be a terrible choice.
We're all about job satisfaction, so if any third-years out there really feel the need to change their majors now, then do work - but don't expect us to be there.
Any underclassmen who don't know what the hell they want to do should definitely make an appearance at the Majors Fair today, because we doubt you'll want to be stopping by two years from now.
