Bring out the rosaries and communion juice, ladies (and gents), Tebow's back on top.
So to speak.
Although his professional football career has garnered more attention for a Friar Tuck ‘do than any Heisman-like playing time, The Chosen One has, indeed, been chosen again.
Christian Partner for Life, an online guide to Christian dating, listed UF's faithful former football flame as its most eligible Christian bachelor for the year.
The son of missionaries and the reported product of his mother's refusal to abort him, Tebow is apparently the best answer to the dating guide's question, "In an ideal world, what characteristics would your future partner have?"
And we couldn't agree more. Those perfectly sculpted, Florida-grown cheekbones, famously highlighted by Bible passages, just make us want to read "Leviticus" again and again.
Noting our former quarterback-turned-underwear model is a self-professed virgin who's saving himself for marriage, the report should knock the bonnets off all single Christians looking to add a little more Christ love to their strictly hand-holding lives.
Tebow's faith, no secret to any, is also catching the eye and greed (lust soon to come) of a Colorado T-shirt company that is looking to capitalize on Tebow's godly status by selling at least one style of T-shirt with the slogan, "Saving myself for Tebow," according to USA Today.
We can only hope Moses and David took the loss lightly.
