This week, we take a less serious approach to the stars with these haikus. Like the poetry often seen on Instagram and Snapchat, these haikus are part horoscope and part joke: Enjoy!
Aries
Heart instead of head
Turn attention to home life
Escape, pamper, rest
Taurus
Keep emotions checked
Probably best to speak out
Make your move on love
Gemini
Now breathe in the love
No technicalities
Exhale details
Cancer
Crawl back to center
remember what has sparks joy
Stop playing yourself
Leo
no cash no problem
your positivity
distracts from the lack
Virgo
You organized fool
but your subtleties save you
stress in class and work
Libra
Too many run ins
you're a people magnet
take what you can get
Scorpio
ask your date to pay
for your meal, it’s likely
you'll eat for free
Sagittarius
Keep an eye on cash
retrograding mercury,
means you’re a mess, yikes
Capricorn
conserve energy
by detaching from feelings
Keeps them guessing
Aquarius
forget business
If drinking pals aren’t there
money doesnt matter
Pisces
Dont flip flop around
like the fishy that you are
make a decision
