On Tuesday, life as we know it will end. OK, not really. But that’s when “Parks and Recreation” will take its loyal viewers (myself included) for one last ride through the town of Pawnee, Indiana, and the political adventures of Leslie Knope and friends. The end of the underrated but hilarious mockumentary-style show will mean no more new episodes to enjoy — no more of Knope’s overzealous, warm personality, Ron Swanson’s paranoia about the government and April Ludgate’s apathy, just to name a few. But if you’re looking for a way to treat yo’ self after a long day of class or work, then grab a bottle of whiskey (because in the words of Swanson, “clear alcohols are for rich women on diets”) and load up “Parks and Rec” on Netflix for our latest binge drinking game.
TAKE A SIP when
Leslie’s overambitious plan involves a binder
Garry is called by any other name OR messes something up
Chris says LITERALLY
April says something sarcastic
Breakfast is mentioned (bonus if it’s JJ’s Diner)
Jean-Ralphio or Mona Lisa sings what they’re saying
FINISH YOUR DRINK when
Burt Macklin (FBI) makes an appearance
April says something nice
Tammy 1 makes an appearance
Ron reveals any detail about his personal life
Ron giggles like a little girl
There’s a political guest star (Michelle Obama, Joe Biden, etc.)