Elections are over, but write-ins are forever

Student Government elections are over — lucky for those of you who somehow managed to avoid Turlington — and the results are in: Swamp. The Avenue took a look at the important write-in candidates our Student Body wanted but didn’t get.

• Barack Obama (But maybe that’s OK. He’s got enough on his plate.)
• Such WOW
• Much election (I’m assuming No. 2 and 3 were running mates)
• Jesus (He came back already and campaigned? Crap…)
• Cthulhu 
• No one
• Waste of Money (Wait, when did parents get a vote?)
• Mickey Mouse (Who received a surprising amount of write-in ballots throughout.)
• South Park
• Tim Tebow (Actually, about that…)