Students should vote to bring Weezer to UF
Alligator, let's get serious. First, I complain about your lack of coverage on Spikes' eye gouge like the troublemaker I am. Then, of course, you go and provide me with coverage on Spikes' eye gouge as if he's Buddy Holly or something. Now, I'm faced with news stories on relevant topics, opinion columns that are audacious yet thought-provoking, and yet I have to ask myself one question: Where, Alligator, is Weezer? The answer is tragic. Right now, Florida State University is winning a T-mobile online voting contest for a free Weezer concert. Say it ain't so!
And what of UF? We're second - not the best situation. Second in the nation. All it would take is for a fraction of the Student Body to do what's right. Vote for Weezer to come to UF. It's not my favorite band; I mean, I really, really hate them. Nevertheless, FSU cannot win, because FSU is not a winning school. And although Weezer has not been a winning band for the last 10 years, it still doesn't deserve to suffer the tragedy that is Tallahassee. So put down your hash pipe and vote!
