I am writing to give my full support behind Tuesday's Alligator editorial, "Public Porn." Reading that a brave patron of Library West had the courage to turn in this "jerking-class hero," Christopher Wallace, did nothing short of erect a smile on my face.
I sincerely hope that this will send a message to all potential library patrons considering checking out their own copy of Moby Dick at our sanctuary of wisdom and humility.
The last thing I want is the phrase "taking out a book from the library" to mean something dirty. A few months ago, I thought "The First Lady Touched the Queen" headline was a euphemism for masturbation, which should be a clear indication that my mind doesn't need a lower gutter to dwell in. But I digress.
Those looking to get their jollies needn't come prematurely to the wholesome library for a quick fix. So, to all those considering committing a similar offense, let this be a warning: Our library is not the place to thrust your "jack of all trades" personality on the student body. That being said, kudos to the student who came forward to report such lewd behavior. You handled yourself well. Library West "patron," not so much.
