Pedestrians should yield to cyclists

To the oblivious masses of pedestrians:

That ringing bell you hear? The inches-from-collision whir of a bicycle passing you experienced? The impatient shouts of "Excuse me!" in the background? They all mean one thing: GET OUT OF THE WAY. Get out of the bicycle lane, stop standing five-wide across the sidewalk and please, please stop the veering aberration in your walking trajectory.

I don't want to hit you - I have to get to class - but goodness, sometimes you are just asking for it.