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Saturday, November 30, 2024

Matthew Christ/s column Tuesday was tired and a failed attempt at entertaining readers.

I understand if Mr. Christ wants to diverge from serious subjects, but surely there is more than a few comedic elements happening these days.

President Obama is laughably trying to convince the masses that his support of "health care reform" is predicated to lower costs and provide more coverage while costing you nothing. Guffaw! Of course a public option plan that doesn/t have to turn a profit will compete with private plans that do! That/s called free markets in action! ROFL!

Remember that zinger he kept repeating like a broken parrot during the campaign that "95 percent of Americans will see a tax cut"? Under his administration? HAHAHA! Suckers! Taxing businesses (you know,where people work) isn/t the same as taxing, uh, individuals!

I/m certain Mr. Christ has those giant cartoon hearts in his eyes for this administration and therefore can/t see anything they/re doing as even remotely contradictory. He/s boring, and I/m bored reading him.

I/m taking a nap until his crush is over and he can find something current to find funny.

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