It's 9:17 a.m. He's still asleep, of course. You're wearing his clothes, but there's no way you're going to wear them home. And your only other option is a little red dress and leopard stilettos. But with a 10:40 a.m. class and a desperately needed shower, you swallow your pride and brave the streets.
Oh, yes, the all-too-familiar walk of shame. If you haven't been victim to it, then I'm sure you've witnessed it. But honestly, it shouldn't be so shameful. After all, when stuck in this kind of sticky situation, what's a girl to do?
Well, have no fear, because the Walk of Shame kit is here. Girls, get ready to ditch that embarrassing morning-after march. And guys, ever wonder what happened to your favorite T-shirt? Or how about those black Nike gym shorts? You won't have to make any calls to last night's mistake to get your things back because with the Walk of Shame kit, clothes won't be disappearing any longer.
Clubsmerch, a Miami-based company, is releasing its newest item fully equipped to send you home after a rough night with your head held high.
Girls, I know you love stealing clothes from guys; their oversized sweatshirts are the best. But it's time to let that go. Plus, walking home in his clothes (as opposed to your outfit from last night) still looks shameful.
With blisters on your heels and major pain throughout your feet from dancing all night, you're definitely going to love the kit's flip-flops. Or you might be disgusted by the guy you wake up with - drinking does impair judgment - and need to dash away quickly. We all know you won't be able to run away fast enough in last night's heels.
But what are you supposed to do with the clothes from last night? There's no chance everything will fit in your black clutch. But with a sweet little drawstring backpack, you'll have no problem making a quick getaway with all of your belongings.
And let's face it: Everyone looks rough on the walk of shame. Clumps of mascara are smudged under your bloodshot eyes, and you're in desperate need of concealer to hide dark puffy eye bags because you were up all night long. Well, the kit has hypoallergenic wipes, which are 100 percent safe for your face and anywhere below. This way you'll be able to clean up any dirty messes you might have made the night before.
But wait a minute, what about getting that disgusting taste out of your mouth? As long as you have water, you'll be good to go with the kit's pre-pasted toothbrush.
And just in case you had a fabulous night and aren't sure if the guy you're leaving will remember your name and number, the kit comes with a notecard to leave behind.
The kit will be available in boutiques around the world, even in a customized version for hotel minibars.
So, it's time to throw your inhibitions into the wind and enjoy your night out without the stress of what to do the morning after. Hold your head up high, girls - walking home has never been more decent.
Ashley Ross is a writer for The Avenue.
