Alligator Editorial Board unprofessional

I'm not sure I can take it anymore, so it's time to play the role of scolding parent.

Whether reveling in their beloved "fart jokes" or discussing a "man with his hand up a woodchuck puppet's ass," the editorial board of this newspaper consistently reaches a level of vulgarity inappropriate for a respected student newspaper.

This isn't an issue of moral censorship. Your style is simply unprofessional and undermines your credibility.

I would urge you to reconsider your tone and begin to treat your audience with the respect it deserves.