Skip to Content, Navigation, or Footer.
We inform. You decide.
Saturday, November 30, 2024

Now that's an introduction

Guy talking to a girl: "Hey, I've met you before! You took a bong hit from me."

- Plaza of the Americas

Overheard by: Bear Claw

The next Miss South Carolina?

Girl: "What's Bangkok?"

- During lecture in a geography class at UF

Overheard by: Rusty Shackle Ford

Trash Talk

Girl #1: "My brother? He goes to FSU."

Girl #2: "That's unfortunate."

- During dinner at Chopstix

Enjoy what you're reading? Get content from The Alligator delivered to your inbox

Overheard by: Anonymous

Support your local paper
Donate Today
The Independent Florida Alligator has been independent of the university since 1971, your donation today could help #SaveStudentNewsrooms. Please consider giving today.

Powered by SNworks Solutions by The State News
All Content © 2024 The Independent Florida Alligator and Campus Communications, Inc.