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Yeah… That's kind of what they do

Bartender: It's so hard to keep in shape working here - I keep going in the back and eating the food.

Loudmouth idiot patron: I know, man! I used to work at the Ale House, and the food was so good! Even a bulimic girl would eat it.

- Mother's Pub

It just seems like so much longer

Waitress: So, when did you two get married?

Guy: March.

Girl, at the same time: April.

Guy: Oooh….

- Tatu Sushi Restaurant

Here's a sign: SLOW

Ditzy girl: I just don't like reading. I pretty much don't read unless I absolutely have to.

Friend: You mean like assigned reading for class?

Ditz: No, you know, like signs and stuff.

- on Turlington Plaza on the way to an English class, ironically